The Anbu are Surprised!

Sasuke slipped like a shadow into his house with Yuki, nobody noticing the door open then close.
Sasuke sighed.
''There we go.'' He said.
''Now to make rumors.''

"Let's do it" she said.

''....'' He thought a moment. Then went downstairs. He came back up with fireworks.
''Heh heh heh heh....''

"What's with the fireworks?" she asked.

''Nothing....Much.'' He set them up on the patio.
''It's nothing really.....Just a distraction.''

"I see. Well, now's a good time to get to know each other a bit I guess" she said.

''Okay....You start?'' He asked, sitting down.

"OK. My name is Yuki Kaguya-Hyuuga, my likes are training, fighting & getting stronger, my dislikes are kunoichi who care more about boys then training & shinobis that care more about women than training, my hobbies are training & getting stronger, my goal is to achieve enough power to kill someone & to revive the Kaguya clan" she said.

''My name is Sasuke Uchiha, my likes are basically the same, my dislikes is my brother, people who try to kill me and of course fangirls. My hobbies are the same and my goal is to kill my older brother and revive the Uchiha clan.'' Sasuke said.

She scowled at the word fangirls. "Ugh, I hate those air-headed, shallow, weak little fangirls. They annoy me to no end" she said.

''Yeah, but the worst is fanboys. They make me go on a slashing spree.'' He said.

"Yes I agree. I've faced both before & I hate them all. Their pathetic don't you think?" she asked.

He nodded.
''Definitely.''

"If I were you, I would get a fake girlfriend so that they would leave you alone" she suggested.

''I'm an S-rank missing nin. They can't find me.'' He said.

"I mean should in case they do find you" she said.

''Sure....'' Sasuke said.

"but not just any girl, I mean one who isn't a fangirl & one that has no romantic feelings for you" she said.

He nodded.
''That's gonna be hard.'' He said.

"I'm pretty sure there are some girls who aren't like that Sasuke" she said. 'Suggest yourself brat. You are neither of those things' said Shichibi. *What?! NO!! I'm not doing that. He might think I like him by suggesting myself plus I'm a little too young for him* she thought. 'So what?' questioned the Shichibi. *Goddammit. Fine, I'll do it* she thought. "Well Sasuke, how about me?" she questioned.

He jerked up a bit.
''Why?'' He asked.

"I don't know. The Shichibi suggested it" she said, shrugging her shoulders.

''Well....I don't know....You could get in trouble....'' He said.

"I don't really care. I can handle myself Sasuke but I appreciate your concern" she said with a smile.

He smiled back and nodded.
''Okay then.... We'd better start the show.''
He went over to the fireworks.
He could see an anbu outside at the far roof.
''Heh heh.''
He turned on the fireworks.